
is he marriageable?
Morte told me to tell you, and I quote: "Sorry, chief, but this skull is and will always be a bachelor skull; it just wouldn't be fair to the ladies if I let myself be tied down...Lydia, Uthgerd, and Janessa would be SO upset! And I can't disappoint my fan club, can I? Agnes talked about marriage a lot, but can you imagine me doing housework? How am I supposed to sweep the floor, by holding the broom with my teeth? Besides, do you know how dusty those crypts can get? I'm glad I don't have a nose because I would be sneezing all of the time. Besides, I'd miss having the sun displaying my beautiful skull in all of its splendor." I guess that's a no. Sorry.
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