Nord drinking "songs"

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Nord drinking "songs"

Postby Jac » Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:25 pm

I've been helping Jada with her The Blind Moose mod and I thought I'd share some of the drinking "songs" I thought up. Note that some may be better than others, but I tried not to take any of them seriously.

We drink a drink
To three-legged Stan.
Who walked like
Only a man can.

He'd brandish his sword
For all to see.
Whipping it out,
Causing most to flee.

Over the waves he flew
In a ship of stone.
With nary a place
To call his home.

He sailed far and wide,
A lady in every dock.
Always was he happy,
Going around the block.

One day his luck ran out.
He docked in a new port,
Forgetting to check his list
As he looked for new sport.

The master caught him
As he was lowering his sails.
And broke his sword,
Before he could turn tail.

So raise a glass
To Three-Legged Stan.
He would be here today,
If only he watched his ass.

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Ale and wenches
Wenches and ale.
All we need
Drinking on the benches.

When the ale is free
And the wenches doubly so,
Hold on to your ears,
For the songs surely flow.

We raise our glasses
High into the air,
Trying to ignore
The splinters in our asses.

The Blind Moose is keen
On keeping us happy.
For the old widow loves us,
The bastards of his dreams.

---

(I wrote this one for E)

A red bearded flask
For a red headed lass.
As fiery as the day is long,
Keeps a man warm the night strong.

Steely eyes stop a heart,
Shapely legs give it a start.
Quick to temper,
Quicker to care.
Don't try to hamper,
Or her fist you'll bear.

So raise a glass
To that fiery maiden.
Mind your cadence,
Lest she kicks your ass.

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Ten thousand flasks
Raised in cheer.
Ten thousand fists
Holding good beer.

The time has come
To drain that glass.
One good swallow
Through the mouth it'll pass.

Don't spill a drop!
Chug it down.
Don't clean your beard,
Flick it around.

Drain our mugs,
Sing our cheer,
For we await
The next keg of beer!
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Re: Nord drinking "songs"

Postby soap » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:11 pm

These are great Jac. pretty cool.

Only drinking song I know is this one;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApcoRKq_jbA
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Re: Nord drinking "songs"

Postby LaceyHeartily » Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:58 pm

These aren't too bad, and personally I think more racy pub songs are lore friendly. For us adults anyway.
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Re: Nord drinking "songs"

Postby Jac » Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:09 pm

Thanks LH. I wrote these for a non-adult mod, but I think Elaura and I could come up with some raunchy ones. :hubba:
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Re: Nord drinking "songs"

Postby LaceyHeartily » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:01 am

I'm sure a few of us could. And most of them would be NSFW, yet others may probably try to view them at work anyway.
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Re: Nord drinking "songs"

Postby Jac » Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:56 am

Most of this is is NSFW and we like it that way. :drunk:
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