I'm just going to post some pictures and let you decide what beauty is. The point of this exercise is to re-examine WHERE we get our ideas of beauty, not to criticize others' opinions. The thread will be biased, of course, it's an opinion thread on a subforum dedicated to moi (as Piggy would say).
Norma Jeane Mortenson; my my, would you look at that flat chest, fly-away hair, and skin that looks like it has never seen the sun? Thin lips, disappearing eyelashes, and I'll bet those rolls would make quite the muffintop. Those teeth have sure never seen bleach.
- Racy
Of course she would later call herself Marilyn Monroe:
- publicity
Then there's Miss Frances Ethel Gumm. Isn't she a fat little girl? I can certainly see why the studios forced her to diet and take diet pills, can't you?
- She'd be so pretty if she'd lose some weight
Or maybe you know her better as Judy Garland?
- Judy
Lets not forget the boys:
With those mustaches, these two have got to be gay, right? No wait, not with that body hair. Maybe they just missed their waxing appointments?
- Burt
- Tom
I'm so glad Hollywood tells me who I should really be spending my hard-earned money to emulate!
I'm thinking of getting a tongue implant . . .
- Hey, it's Miley's tongue, AGAIN!
Getting arrested is so cool, amirite?
- All the cool kids are doing it.
Wow, so all I have to do to get six-pack abs is buy an airbrush gun and wear my pants around my ankles?
- In London representing.
Thank God! I've been waiting my whole life for Max Headroom hair to make a comeback!
- So they AREN'T the same person?
